feistfox
"Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list."
- Dennis Leary, 1992  (via thegayyestone)

cassbones:

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

can I eat it yet?

djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

lliusive:

The grass looks so fucking cool

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

alphaunni:

Interviewer: If you were running for president, what would be your campaign song?                                          

Tyler Posey: I would sing this:                                             (x)

s3xplosions:

I need rough sex and I need it now

windycube:

ruinedchildhood:

Harry Potter Version

thIS HAS GONE TOO FAR

uropyia:

in-vagina-we-thrust:

Me trying to get to McDonalds before they stop serving breakfast

TBH

petcanadian:

in canada we don’t become famous we become famoose

shakespearee:

The Marauders (The Golden Trio

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